Sentence by sentence ;

Sentence by sentence !! [Anyinjuriesofvulgaries/badknowledgeisnotincluded]

~PREPARE TO LAUGH UR HEADS/ETC OUT~

1) You wanna go to the beach? You beach..

2) Your § is as big as your mama..

3) You go die..
Polite way : You go fly to heaven..

4) Do you knw where the word Hello came from?
It came from : Hell OH ! / It also came from the game Halo.

5) Do you knw tht the word PWNED came from the word PWN
which was originaly from the word, OWN which came from
the word CAT.

6) Pork is HALAL..
Pork is PORK FREE..

7) Barney is made from, red shyt + blue shyt = Stupidness..

8) English : Never be shy of your nails..
Malay : Never be malu of ur kuku..
In conclusion : Kukumalu..

9)Yell BURGER when u see a BURGLAR..
[this will prevent stupidity/beautifullnest]

10) Fart§ are like nucler bombs, that is best before 1948[19 Farty 8]..

11) When its stupid day, the first thing to do is to..
watch BARNEY and friends..

12) Try to act like your younger ones..
younger ones - monkeys :] !

13) Ki§§ one another to prevent H1N1..

14) Don't ever hug a bird, your dignity will decrease..

15) You knw wht fireflies stands for?
Fire that can flyyyyy~..

16) Bald ppl are smexy!..

17) Stupidity is the key to sucess..

18) When u see some1 that looks like superman..
Say : Nice underpants..

19) Beware.. The nerd§ are taking over the universe..

20) To translate Winnie The Pooh to a better word,
Weenie De Poo..

21) Pink coloured objects ruined my life!~..

22) Naruto : To be hokage that is my dream..
Tin Can : To be fat § that is my dream!

23) If u got a lot of nose hair, u will shyt out of dere..

24) Advertising bra's are the most common advertisement in .........

25) After a EHH, is a BEE. After a bee is a SEE. So..
ehh.... BEEEEE , see!!!!! [try to think using broken eng]

26) WARNING: Eating egg tarts wil make you fart..

27) Poking ppl can prevent cancer..

28) The purple dinosaur is actually homo..

29) Message can be passed, So can your shyt..

30) Always tick the wrg answer..
Wrong answers are the correct ones..

[credits to: cous, little cous, little dude, little super dude]